Mag'har Orc Allied Race Jokes and Flirts

BFA Criado 22/2/2018 em 18:54 por perculia

ZandalariDark Iron Dwarf

These orcs are from AU Draenor, as they joke about the Garrison and Warchief Hellscream.

They are likely Horde as they joke about a chiropractor in Orgrimmar.

Edit: added more Mag'har Orc Civilian Dialogue. We also posted the Mag'har Orc Customization Options.Male Mag'har Orc Flirts

Is your mother a fire elemental? Because you are smokin' hot!
Care to take a walk with me in the Shadowmoonlight?
Baby, I'm gonna Blackrock your world.
You're not just good looking... you're mok'gora-gous!
My safe word is "zug-zug."
I'm a sensitive guy. Please don't break my mag'heart.
Come on a date with me, and I guarantee you'll be wearing a Black Tooth Grin.

Male Mag'har Orc Jokes

I never met Gul'dan, but I hear he was a nightmare at parties. Always trying to spike the punch bowl...
Azeroth goes through warchiefs like Draenor goes through alternate timelines.
The Laughing Skull clan booed me off the stage at the comedy club. With a name like that, you'd think they'd have a sense of humor!
Try spending a few decades trapped on a planet with fanatical draenei and see how YOU like it!
Ahhhhhh! The chiropractor in Orgrimmar has done wonders for my back.
Stay frosty, my wolves.
My favorite kind of music? Blackrock n? Roll, of course! <guitar sounds>

Female Mag'har Orc Flirts

You don't need a Dark Portal...you've already invaded my heart.
Any idea if Saurfang is single? He's got that silver fox thing going on...
A green orc gave me a candy heart that said "I fel for you." I told him he could keep his demon's blood and clobbered him with my mace.
Last person to hit on me learned what "hitting on" really means.
A Bleeding Hollow shaman just flirted with me. At least, I think he did. Either he was winking suggestively or he had just sacrificed an eye.
Just because I'm enjoying your company doesn't mean I don't also want to punch you.
Before we go any further, I need to know... How high is your pain threshold?

Female Mag'har Orc Jokes

Stay as long as ya like but remember; you break it you buy it, pal!
Hey... aren't you the one who left that abandoned garrison littering up Frostfire?
Azeroth has so many rules about who you can stab, who you can't stab...who you can punch, who you can't punch... You guys need to loosen up!
The Shattered Hand are legendary warriors, but don't ever ask one of them for a back rub. Trust me on this one... <pained sounds>
Enough of this wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... BLAH! Just let me smash stuff!
I dyed my hair green once. Warchief Hellscream was NOT amused.
You can call me uncorrupted, but I prefer to think of myself as an organic orc.
Drahnor. Draynor? Draanur. Draenor. <Sigh>. I'm just gonna say I'm from Outland.

Fun Misc Dialogue

<Hmph.> I congratulate you.
Impressive, I suppose.
Job well done.
Show a peon some love!
Pity this poor orc!
Please! I beg you!
I have brought shame upon my clan!
Throm-ka!
Lok-tar!
Well met.
I merely did my duty.
By the moons of Draenor!
Pathetic! You will fall before the Mag'har!

Mag'har Orc Civilian

It be feeding time!
ORC...SMASH!!!!!
Look pal, you're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
My hobby is killing things that bother me. Are you SURE you want to keep poking me?
Is everyone from Azeroth this annoying?
Buy more next time.
Strength and honor.
Zug-zug.
Go forth. Claim victory.
May your blades never dull.
Go with honor.
My spirit returns... to Draenor...
My battle... ends...
I die... a warrior...
Your end... will come...
You will lose... this war...
Ancestors... I come...
An... honorable... death...
You will die this day!
Death to our enemies!
For the Horde!
Fall before the Horde!
Gakarah ma!
Lok-narash!
Lok-tar ogar!