I really hated this tophat at first. What does a guy have to do for a good tricorne? But I must say... this fits real nicely on my skull.
I used to be a famous pirate! They dig me up, hand me this tophat, then tell me I have to greet all of you newcomers with a smile on my face...
Do you have any idea how much it hurts to try to crack a smile? This is ridiculous.
Psst... Yeah, you, $r. Hey, can you put in a bad word for me with the Warchief? I need to get fired. Being a jerk to everyone isn't working!
What do I have to do to get myself out of this job? I try to leave, some orc picks me up and plops me right back down here.
My position has been eliminated... feels like early retirement.
I used to have a cushy office job in Orgrimmar.
"We're here as part of a "workforce adjustment."
I've been downwardly promoted.
Boss Mida says I'm bein' discharged. The only things that oughta be discharged are guns and explosives!
Downsized? I'm already about as downsized as you can get!
We have a forsaken ambassador, which makes sense given our Warchief, of course. But I can't help asking myself, what has it cost us? If you have a moment, can you please tell me of your experience with Ambassador Blackguard?
Thank you for taking my survey, $n.
I shall present the petition after I have enough signatures.
Good day to you, $r.
He was rude and blatantly offensive.
His appearance was off-putting.
He should be replaced immediately!