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Comentado por Vortun

It's Hobo Air! The cheap way to fly.

Comentado por Kanfazar

NEW from HoboAir: All flights have guys serving Westfall Mud Pies! Now with 30% less lice. Have a slice! And don't mind the mice. They're quite nice! (And also a great spice for pies)! Don't trust the lies; barely anyone who tries dies ~~more than twice.~~

HoboAir!

Flies flies through the skies at all times!

No refunds.

Comentado por olania

When I saw this guys name, I thought of the Homeless Airlines sketch on Robot Chicken.

Not saying this is a reference, but hey... anything can happen. :P

Comentado por Annaella

Homeless Airlines at your service!

Comentado por ChaosUndivided

Hoboair wasn't always a hobo. He wasn't always a flight master, either. He was, however, Born Free. He even used to have another name. Master Assassin Robert Richie. One of the most successful assassins Stormwind had ever known. It certainly helped that, as an extremely successful assassin, very few people in the city knew he was an assassin. In fact, the only living people in all of Azeroth who knew of his abilities were the very highest ranking members of SI:7. Those that had hired him seemed to have a nasty habit of turning up mutilated by an unknown murderer by the alias of "The K-I-D", only known by the messages written in the victim's blood. Robert was always a rogue assassin, working for the highest bidder and living the life of a high-class hick on the side. But when it came time to spit and put blades to skin, he was always Top Dog. Even when one would escape his ever-hungry blades, he'd **** them blind. 'Till they just couldn't see no more. At this point, only two things could happen. They'd get gutted by the "Azerothian Badass", or they'd hear a shotgun cocked and realize they're ****ed.

Eventually, Robert realized that the rule of King Wrynn wasn't to his tastes. With finger in the air and the flag still waving, he defected. Knowing the life of a wanderer first-hand, he took to the rusty fields of Westfall to live among those who wouldn't ask too many questions about his past. After heading South for some time, he soon found a lonely egg sitting all alone. Thinking he had found dinner/breakfast (as it was the ass-crack of dawn), he took it back to his camp. On the way, it hatched and revealed a baby gryphon. Robert decided to raise the gryphon as his own, and would show it what he had learned out on the road. He named it "Baby", because it was just a baby when it hatched. It wasn't long before one of Robert's long-time gnomish friends, Todd "Too Short" Shaw, needed a ride to Stormwind City. Deep with sympathy, Robert allowed "Too Short" to ride his beloved Baby. Before long, word spread of Robert's services. As he usually offered them to those of the lower class, even of the most underprivileged of society, he grew in admiration. He eventually was known as "The Flight Master Pimp". Sometime simply "The Pimp". Other, more often times, "The Pimp of the Nation", as his flights could be used all over the Eastern Kingdoms. He could deliver heroes all across the continent with a simple smack of his hand. And should someone fail to pay his fee for the flight, he would be in their landing zone waiting for them, ready to mack like a Devil Without a Cause.

Eventually taking sympathy for his poor and homeless Westfall brethren, he changed his name to "Hoboair" and now offers free flights to those too poor to pay for the transportation. Still a rogue at heart, he can tell when someone has coin on them, and won't hesitate to mack some coin out of an adventurer before offering Baby up to them for a ride.
Courtesy of mooninomics of the GameFAQs message board.

Comentado por 537090

Seems like something taken straight out of South Park. Well done blizz. Well done.

Comentado por trashdove

Still better than Delta Airlines

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